Dear 'Angel,'
I am heartily sick of your evil, depraved and criminal behaviour. I am also disappointed that to date Greater Manchester Police have taken no law enforcement action against you of which I am aware.
As you know, your gang members turned up in person at my mother's home and terrified her. You did not dare to confront me directly, but chose to target my mother instead (who, needless to say, has no involvement whatsoever in my political activism against the vice trade).
You know very well that unless you or your gang members were to resort to the use of firearms I would deal firmly with you or any of your gangster colleagues in any assault upon me which you might attempt.
You and your gang members have also been round to various other addresses in person to terrorise people and to attempt to gather information in your criminal campaign against me. Furthermore you have pursued a prolonged, extreme and anonymous defamation campaign against me on the internet.
It goes without saying that I am extremely annoyed by these criminal activities and the time has now come for these crimes to be dealt with. Without prejudice to any law enforcement actions which GMP may yet take in regard of you and your criminal associates, I have decided the time has come to offer you the opportunity to make good on all your previous challenges of [legal] hand-to-hand combat with me, as I welcome the opportunity to meet with you to 'seek a final resolution of our dealings.'
I will be at the general public meeting... [Edit 25/01/12: I have removed the rest of the originally published sentence which gave details of the time, date and venue for the public meeting, because I have just been notified that the organisers have cancelled the meeting]. I invite you to attend. I invite you to approach me there and say, "I'm Angel, and I'm ready to rumble." Bring with you two forms of photo ID carrying your real name and address and I will arrange for your identity to be verified by Greater Manchester Police. Once you have been verified I see no reason why we cannot then swiftly arrange a [legal] hand-to-hand combat 'contest' - Mr. Richard Carvath vs. Underpants.
In hand-to-hand combat - which you've claimed to desire so many times - I will teach you the lesson you so richly deserve. I don't care whether you're 10 stone, 15 stone, 20 stone or more. I don't care whether you're 5 feet, 6 feet or 7 feet tall. I don't care whether you are an expert in kung fu, karate or any other martial art. I don't care what military service background you have. You are a cowardly piece of excrement and if you want to take me on in hand-to-hand combat then I will gladly flush you down the toilet where you belong you gangster scum.
This is a serious offer. You have the opportunity to make good on all of your wild boasting. You also have the opportunity to come out of hiding and show yourself to the general public and the press if indeed you are as law-abiding and unashamed of your vice activities as you claim.
If you want to stop poncing around in your underpants on the internet I am offering you an appointment with Justice in the real world...
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Richard Carvath,
Vice Trade Abolitionist.
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Dear 'Mr Carvath'
ReplyDeleteIt is somewhat strange that, following your desultory comments towards GMP's senior officers, specifically concerning their impolite and improper use of grammar when communicating with you, that you choose sign off your letter to 'Angel' as Yours faithfully, despite having addressed the letter to 'Angel' personally in your salutation to the same.
Regarding said letter and the rather bizarre ranting that you have laid out in it, it is rather sad that your campaign against Sandy's Superstars, that set out with your following a reasoned and sensible approach, now culminates in your offering to fight (hand-to-hand) the person you believe to be the chief perpetrator of activities taken out of opposition to your campaign.
If 'Angel' really is responsible for employing/organising criminals to visit you or your associates under the premise of intimidating and bullying you into submitting or ceasing your campaign, then that is indeed abhorrent behaviour indeed, and I do feel very sympathetic towards your mother being targeted in such a fashion, if this is indeed the case.
The above said, considering the (limited) knowledge I have of 'Angel' and his reputation, and the (limited) knowledge I have of you, I would humbly suggest that you retract your silly offer to fight 'Angel' hand-to-hand; one cannot imagine that you are remotely serious in tendering such a challenge, nor that you are capable of besting a most-likely very able and seasoned combat practitioner in unarmed martial duelling.
I would humbly suggest that you direct your energies and verve towards the police who, according to your reporting of the facts thus far, have not been even-handed or even what might be considered to be fair and just, in their investigations into the matters you have raised for their attention.
In closing I would also like to ask why you seem ('seem' is not really appropriate in this instance; 'wholly dedicated' seems much more apt) to be most interested in campaigning against Sandy's Superstars in particular, rather than against the 'industry' in general - within the borough of Greater Manchester, of course.
The sensational claims that you are in the employ of 'rival gangsters' would be laughable but you must acknowledge that your reporting and direction of your campaigns are significantly - solely - towards the SS 'organisation' and lend credence to what would otherwise be a ludicrous proposition.
In any case, your blog and energy are an entertaining combination and I will follow your online actions with interest,
Yours sincerely,
'Lorne'.